boonex is a scam for money broken scripts

From: alanlindsay41@live.co.uk
To: frankgrant@live.co.uk
Subject:
Date: Mon, 8 Feb 2010 22:29:22 +0000

From: support@dolphin-techs.com
To: frankgrant1980@live.co.uk
Subject: RE: partnership
Date: Mon, 8 Feb 2010 17:11:48 -0500

Alan Lindsay,

I am somewhat confused as to why you would be disgusted with my answer? Yes the footers have been touched sir, please look at them, there have been multiple edits on that site and that is evident by just looking at it briefly. How is asking you to pay for my technical services a scam? Please explain that one so I can understand. You are going to contact my host for what sir? Do you think you got those files from me ? I can assure you of one thing, on the servers that I host these sites on, there are no issues of the sort that you are facing. One reason being, all sites that we host that are dolphin, we do the installations ourself, and we are more than confident our server configuration is compliant with the developers recommendation. As far as taking money for licenses, I haven’t the foggiest idea what you are referring to. So please clear up what exactly you are speaking up so that I can better understand what is going on here?

 

Regards,

John Miller

because site wasnt working in forums vids came in empty files ,when we did install because i checked all site for errors and forums wouldnt work nor vids ,, so how when nothing was touched at that time there was faults , shall i re install your the zip file original and it will be the same shall i, i will and proove all, i have read forums on boonex and lots are of having this prob ive payed for 3months lisence for site and i wont pay for the full lisences sort it or i take it further i will put forums in boonex and pass original zip file we use to setup as i kept original zip file,but as i say i will setup site on another cpanel with original zip and do nothing with it and it be the same now how do i know that because i set to diffrent sites up with the original zip file and as i had lisence for social-planet.co.uk i kept this and deleted other but i can set it up elsewhere again and same faults will appear ??????????????????????????????? thats said in plain english a chil could understand do think im paying $500 for 5 years license if it aint fixed regards alan lindsay partner of frank grant top-host.......

all faults were on my site from original install, why should we pay for lisences and tech when we didnt cause the faults so all those having same trouble this is what you will be answered you must pay for techs to come to your site as you broke your own site,,,,, this is a scam i might just goto joomla least theres works and live support help dolphin is a good script but to give people broken script and blame them aint profesional in the least , folk will answer theres is ok but we use same zip file thats downloaded those people work for boonex and dolphin,, if im wrong i will say im wrong but i aint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote · 8 Feb 2010

Why are you posting your incomprehensible babble here?  John, where on earth do you find these guys?

My opinions expressed on this site, in no way represent those of Boonex or Boonex employees.
Quote · 8 Feb 2010

I find it incomprehensible as well. I don't quite understand whats going on.

But if i gather this correctly, you seem to think that dolphin-techs has something to do with your license. They do not. But the post made no sense. Perhaps you need to get an interrupter.

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

From: support@dolphin-techs.com
To: frankgrant1980@live.co.uk
Subject: RE: Live Support
Date: Mon, 8 Feb 2010 16:42:47 -0500

Frankie,

The video I seen on there was playing, it was a youtube. On the forums, the language string has not been compiled and that is why you see the brackets [].  I take it no forums have been created therefore there is no RSS feed to feed that is why the forum posts block is just spinning.

 

It appears somebody went wacky on the footer, and that’s a pretty decent wreck, and the promo_block images there appears to be some issue there.

 

You understand our services are paid support services? If you are still interested in having us take a look it appears to be 1.5 hours worth of work getting everything squared away, our rates are $55.00/hour for a tech, so for 1.5 hours you are looking at ~ $88.00

 

Please let us know if this is something you wish to pursue?

 

From: frankie grant [mailto:frankgrant1980@live.co.uk]
Sent: Monday, February 08, 2010 3:58 PM
To: support@dolphin-techs.com
Subject: RE: Live Support

try that then it was my answer i got my probs with forums after install and no 1 getting answers so you tell me
Quote · 8 Feb 2010

further more ive read forums on the forums problems and vis etc and no 1 getting the help when i posted mthis original i was banned from my original account why something to hide, truth hurt

Quote · 8 Feb 2010

sorry vids problems and forums scuse my spelling lol

Quote · 8 Feb 2010

This feels like the Helen Keller Driving school.

My opinions expressed on this site, in no way represent those of Boonex or Boonex employees.
Quote · 8 Feb 2010

Look. Keep your dolphin-techs email out of the boonex forums.

They are not affiliated with boonex, and dolphin is not their product. They just provide hosting for the script and 3'rd party tech support. And yes as a 3'rd party they should be paid if you want their assistance.

This is no different than taking a broken computer to a repair shop. Each repair shop is going to want to be paid regardless of where you bought the computer.

Take your license issues up with boonex privately in email. The license is a separate issue from the hosting.

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

yes but i didnt break it it was broken when i got it so i was given broken product and i paid lisence and i will keep telling every1 its a scam till you fix the zip download for customers as you giving broken goods and selling lisences for them so nice try poor clients it will happen over and over again and will be informing your server host of this and have you shut down scamming money from people of net is bullying dont pay lisence make sure all works then buy lisence as i have and im left with broken site !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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yes but i didnt break it it was broken when i got it so i was given broken product and i paid lisence and i will keep telling every1 its a scam till you fix the zip download for customers as you giving broken goods and selling lisences for them so nice try poor clients it will happen over and over again and will be informing your server host of this and have you shut down scamming money from people of net is bullying dont pay lisence make sure all works then buy lisence as i have and im left with broken site !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

We are all using the same product. Including me. So this is going to accomplish nothing.

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

those who read this forum who have been having probs from beginning of install tell all dont buy lisence till fixed dont be scammed like i was as you will be told you broke your site http://social-planet.co.uk will be close tommorow and ive lost my lisence fee dont foolish like me dont pass money untill you sure all works from install just a warning to all

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it want get no 1 any where, unless you download broken product pay lisence then pay for tech to fix there broken product i wont its a scam!!!!!!!!!!

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those who read this forum who have been having probs from beginning of install tell all dont buy lisence till fixed dont be scammed like i was as you will be told you broke your site http://social-planet.co.uk will be close tommorow and ive lost my lisence fee dont foolish like me dont pass money untill you sure all works from install just a warning to all

Thats why there are free licenses so you can try the product before you purchace a license to remove the ads. Dolphin requires a proper host to run, and even after that, the install must be properly done, and after install, cron needs to be properly setup and the forums configured which need to be done by hand. During that time the free licenses can be used.

The software is not a scam.

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

true but all are having the same problems and no 1 is getting fixed just asked for more money???????????

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Are Frankie80 and FrankGrant21 the same person?  Why would you post with two different profiles on the same thread?  It is hard to know what is going on here, but if you bought a license it should still be there even if it is not working on your host right now.  Check whatever profile you bought it with under "licenses" - it should be there.

Goodness!

Quote · 8 Feb 2010

Both the topic and its author are an example of complete and utter failure. And by author, I mean both his main account, and his second-hand one.

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frankgrant1980 has been banned for openning this forum thats why i have this one ??????????????

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true but all are having the same problems and no 1 is getting fixed just asked for more money???????????

All are huh.

Well your wrong. I am not having any problems. There is always going to be people that can't get the product to run. But most can.

There is no way you can claim that ALL are having problems.

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

frankgrant1980 has been banned for openning this forum thats why i have this one ??????????????

Why, for what ever reason would you be banned?

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

hahahahahha thats funny tell that to those who is having probs and admin you bring in normal accounts to make me look stupid and a failure but check all forums i aint the only one with thiese probs , ive read them all and got my facts before i started so i want be the only one complaining and i want until you treat your customers better

Quote · 8 Feb 2010

taken the micky out of peoples spelling aint the issue thats net bullying i can handle that i want dolhin boonex fixed for future customers so take the piss out of me but i will let all know and when they get the same probs then see who cant spell silly boy

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hahahahahha thats funny tell that to those who is having probs and admin you bring in normal accounts to make me look stupid and a failure but check all forums i aint the only one with thiese probs , ive read them all and got my facts before i started so i want be the only one complaining and i want until you treat your customers better

Listen you idiot, this has nothing to do with BoonEx. In case you haven't noticed, John Miller is a part of Terabyte Hosting Solutions and Dolphin Techs, and both are unaffiliated with BoonEx. And your problems are of your own doing, and no one elses.

I woke up in a ticked-off mood, and this doesn't help.

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Quote · 8 Feb 2010

nice joke but boonex are scammers and i aint the first to say i saw forum 2wks ago about boonex scamming but ignored it more fool me now thats a joke hahahaha

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

hahahahahha thats funny tell that to those who is having probs and admin you bring in normal accounts to make me look stupid and a failure but check all forums i aint the only one with thiese probs , ive read them all and got my facts before i started so i want be the only one complaining and i want until you treat your customers better

I did not say you were the only one. But you did say everyone is. So you are the one who is wrong. Oh, and by the way, because i do not own boonex, and dolphin is not my product, you can hardly say they are my customers.

Perhaps you meant to say until boonex treats their customers better.

You should start by contacting the boonex agents rather than doing something like this. Because this is the wrong way to solve a problem.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

nice joke but boonex are scammers and i aint the first to say i saw forum 2wks ago about boonex scamming but ignored it more fool me now thats a joke hahahaha

The funny thing is, all these scam topics have one thing in common: their authors are idiots. The fact that you don't know how to manage a Dolphin installation doesn't mean that BoonEx are scammers. If you have a problem, contact an agent, and save yourself from this kind of situation.

Bartender, tequila!

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

I'm curious frank.... what is your native language?   Things might work out better for you if we could find someone to discuss Dolphin with you, in your native language.

My opinions expressed on this site, in no way represent those of Boonex or Boonex employees.
Quote · 9 Feb 2010

thank you for compliment but you forget i downloaded it from boonex ???????????????? wait i just got it boonex gives you download which is broken then send you to tech etc and no one takes the blame so im to bite my on arse and be scammed no dont think so third party 2nd party 1st party all the same its a scam bring in here all those who have had there forums fixed and tell me how they did it you cant

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

We all download the product from the same link, as deano pointed out you daft pratt...Dolphin is a very complex programme and can have you pulling your hair out here and there (usually from making your own mistakes) but the forum is really helpful when answeres are needed and 99% of the time, you can do things in dolphin without a programmer.

I have the same dolphin as you do and a license and my site works fine apart from when I make my own mistakes, so not sure how you are able to say that dolphin are ripping people off???

What utter nonsense and a waste of good forum space!

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

i still don't know what his problem is :(

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Why is it that so many of the people who really murder the English language here seem to be English?  i.e. from the UK.  Hope I don't get banned here for disparaging a nationality - it is just an observation.

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

thank you for compliment but you forget i downloaded it from boonex ???????????????? wait i just got it boonex gives you download which is broken then send you to tech etc and no one takes the blame so im to bite my on arse and be scammed no dont think so third party 2nd party 1st party all the same its a scam bring in here all those who have had there forums fixed and tell me how they did it you cant

You're forgetting about the hundreds of thousands of other people who downloaded the same package as you did. The point? They all have functioning web sites right out of the installation (save for the light web hosting issue here and there).

You requested tech support from a third party, who are anything but scammers themselves. Do you honestly think that anyone's going to provide the kind of support you needed for free? Sure, we might of, but that kind of dedicated support takes time and resources, and deserves compensation. The fact that you used a third party and did not contact BoonEx is not anyone's mistake, but your own.

I'd love to have helped you, but when you come in here touting complete crap, things change quickly.

Jesus.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Lol probably cause half of us situated in the UK are blonde?

...And like me, they don't check over what they have written before posting lol!

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

am i ok we see whos the pratt when boonex get into trouble cause i will take this further win or lose bad publicity for boonex folk think twice about touching you i want stop, it only takes bad vive to cause a thought and that stops people using your products so more insults please as ive saved this whole forum for evidence , these forums here to help with probs , im getting no help just slander ????????????

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am i ok we see whos the pratt when boonex get into trouble cause i will take this further win or lose bad publicity for boonex folk think twice about touching you i want stop, it only takes bad vive to cause a thought and that stops people using your products so more insults please as ive saved this whole forum for evidence , these forums here to help with probs , im getting no help just slander ????????????

Do you think we're going to provide support for an idiot who's barking up all the wrong trees? Open your eyes and clean the crap out of them.

People who frequent this community will know just how abnormal these posts are from myself.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

hi here im frank the real guy we only here trying to get our problems fixed but this been going on for like 4 days and we now got a 90 days licences and all we asking for is help :(

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

hi here im frank the real guy we only here trying to get our problems fixed but this been going on for like 4 days and we now got a 90 days licences and all we asking for is help :(

seeking for help on what  what's the problem you're having

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

how did you get in frankie bro i was blocked from that account

 

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am i ok we see whos the pratt when boonex get into trouble cause i will take this further win or lose bad publicity for boonex folk think twice about touching you i want stop, it only takes bad vive to cause a thought and that stops people using your products so more insults please as ive saved this whole forum for evidence , these forums here to help with probs , im getting no help just slander ????????????

It's because of how you started it. But i guess it's beyond your comprehension.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

If I met this guy in ye old tavern, I'd ask the barkeep for a fly swatter.

Funny Sh(t!

I wake up with this site every mornin trying to fix my own problems and this place is like home for me!

Hell yeah I cry a lot and kick the table some, but it seems I laugh a lot more here!

you guys are great, keep up the good work!!!

you fix the problems i can fix and humor me enough to keep tugging along with the ones that I am still to new to fix yet, but I will!(of course with all you guys help it seems!)

Thanks every one for the fun!!

Derrick

Back to pulling my hair out! (ouch, ouch,ouch)
Quote · 9 Feb 2010

hi here im frank the real guy we only here trying to get our problems fixed but this been going on for like 4 days and we now got a 90 days licences and all we asking for is help :(

Than ask for it. Starting a product flame war is not going to get you the help you seek.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Wasn't talking about you AngelusUK - didn't see your post when I wrote that.   I've just noticed that the English from England seems to be getting really bad from some of your citizens.  The native Russian speakers here are much easier to understand than Frankie.

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Lol Caltrade, I was just joking with you, hope I didn't offend?

You are right though, the British people are getting bad with how they write (I include myself in that when I am being lazy lol).

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Lol Caltrade, I was just joking with you, hope I didn't offend?

You are right though, the British people are getting bad with how they write (I include myself in that when I am being lazy lol).

Minor electrocution should set everyone straight.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

this all been copied and saved for evidence please keep up this forums with piss take how your 2 towers

 

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we having problems with forums it not working right so im only asking for ur help we tryed everything etc

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this all been copied and saved for evidence please keep up this forums with piss take how your 2 towers

Make sure you catch my bad side.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

is that the time 911

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we having problems with forums it not working right so im only asking for ur help we tryed everything etc

Is this the same person, or two different people asking the same question? If you outline your problem in detail, we may be able to assist you. If this is the same person, then what kind of split personality is this all about?

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Lol Caltrade, I was just joking with you, hope I didn't offend?

You are right though, the British people are getting bad with how they write (I include myself in that when I am being lazy lol).

Minor electrocution should set everyone straight.

lol Magnu agreed on the electrocution lessons - I think I could do with a few at times!

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

no im alan hes frankie we getting scammed

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

CAN U STOP WITH THE RUBBISH HERE AND FORGET IT OK MY PARTNER IS PISSED OFF AS BECAUSE  WE BEEN UP DOING THIS FOR DAYS AND GETTING TOLD SAME DIFFRENT THINGS TO DO AND NOTHING WORKING NOW I HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER USEING PHP5.3.1 AND IM ASING U ALL TO CALM AND GIVE US HELP SO WE CAN GET THIS SORTED :)

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

no im alan hes frankie we getting scammed

Then what is with your name?--- Oh, hell, I forgot who I'm talking to.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

anymore piss taken then i will post 911 pics

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CAN U STOP WITH THE RUBBISH HERE AND FORGET IT OK MY PARTNER IS PISSED OFF AS BECAUSE  WE BEEN UP DOING THIS FOR DAYS AND GETTING TOLD SAME DIFFRENT THINGS TO DO AND NOTHING WORKING NOW I HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER USEING PHP5.3.1 AND IM ASING U ALL TO CALM AND GIVE US HELP SO WE CAN GET THIS SORTED :)

Describe your problem in detail, and I'll see what I can do.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

anymore piss taken then i will post 911 pics

I have no idea how that influences our posting.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Guys,

Here is the current situation.

@Frankie - If you honestly think that Boonex is a scam, here is a really simple solution. DONT USE IT. See, problem solved. Everyone here has downloaded the same installation file as you have. We all (most all) have installed it, configured it, tested, and utilize it everyday. The chances of ONLY you getting a bad download link are slim to none. If you request the help of anyone, chances are they may want to charge you and thats their option. Its your option to pay or not. You have made your opinion known, so you can stop now. You already had one profile banned, why make it two?

@ everyone else, Please refrain from name calling and feeding into this post. Discuss as you may but please make sure you adhere to the forum rules.

Chris

Nothing to see here
Quote · 9 Feb 2010

real frankie you deal with it im done im finnished had ennuf aint being scammed no more have fun , i appologise about 911 thing want happen again last message good bye

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because we payed license but wayhay never mind have fun being scammed

 

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

 hehehehe very very good post, I think the same hehehe

Separated at Birth?

 

 

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Why is it that so many of the people who really murder the English language here seem to be English?  i.e. from the UK.  Hope I don't get banned here for disparaging a nationality - it is just an observation.

How rude? haha

Wow I'm only halfway through reading this thread and it's like reading a book. Can't wait to see how it turns out!

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RE: @ everyone else, Please refrain from name calling and feeding into this post. Discuss as you may but please make sure you adhere to the forum rules.

Chris

Thanks, but you really don't need to scold us about rules.  Any idiot that starts a post like this one, deserves exactly what they get.

My opinions expressed on this site, in no way represent those of Boonex or Boonex employees.
Quote · 9 Feb 2010

CAN U STOP WITH THE RUBBISH HERE AND FORGET IT OK MY PARTNER IS PISSED OFF AS BECAUSE  WE BEEN UP DOING THIS FOR DAYS AND GETTING TOLD SAME DIFFRENT THINGS TO DO AND NOTHING WORKING NOW I HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER USEING PHP5.3.1 AND IM ASING U ALL TO CALM AND GIVE US HELP SO WE CAN GET THIS SORTED :)

Ok. You said forums not working. Describe problem in detail.


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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Deano, I would not give this person an ounce of help until they ask for help in a post that does not have 'scam' in the title.  They need to learn that help is more readily available when asked for respectfully.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

this all been copied and saved for evidence please keep up this forums with piss take how your 2 towers

Could someone tell me what this sentence means?

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HL, I'm not scolding anyone at all, I just don't want anyone to get into trouble or reported just because of what some other person posted. Obviously we know this person is having some issues and the first response from them is "scam", "Its all Boonex's fault", etc.


I just didn't see the need to continue posting comments to something that was going absolutely nowhere. I know you all know the rules but I also have to be "politically correct" when posting as well (shown below) :)

"The moderator must be respectful, fair, and give equal attention to all community members and\or issues raised in the process of moderation. Discrimination of any kind is prohibited"

@ Frankie, if you are having issues and would like to post them in the forums for help, Please create a new topic and kindly post your problem in detail. If a member would like to assist you, they will reply.

Chris

Nothing to see here
Quote · 9 Feb 2010

RE:

this all been copied and saved for evidence please keep up this forums with piss take how your 2 towers

Could someone tell me what this sentence means?

Hard to say.  I believe this person is trying to come up with some sort of comment regarding the events of 9/11/2001, that is supposed to make us lose our cool.  Unfortunately, they do not have enough  intelligence to form a coherent sentence.   I have no idea what they might need a script like Dolphin for.  I think this person is better suited for a career as a crash test dummy, or a sonar target for the United States Navy.

My opinions expressed on this site, in no way represent those of Boonex or Boonex employees.
Quote · 9 Feb 2010

RE:

this all been copied and saved for evidence please keep up this forums with piss take how your 2 towers

Could someone tell me what this sentence means?

Hard to say.  I believe this person is trying to come up with some sort of comment regarding the events of 9/11/2001, that is supposed to make us lose our cool.  Unfortunately, they do not have enough  intelligence to form a coherent sentence.   I have no idea what they might need a script like Dolphin for.  I think this person is better suited for a career as a crash test dummy, or a sonar target for the United States Navy.

My guess is that he is the resident of a foreign country, and follows the illusion that anything concerning September 11, 2001 makes us blow a casket. Believing this, he is most likely trying to make it seem that we are un-rightfully going off at him, so that we may be banned and he can sleep at night with his blankie, knowing he defeated us big boys. If so, he's more of an idiot than he gives credit for.

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Did he really call 911 over Dolphin?

 

I'd love to have heard that call.

 

ring... ring...

 

Operator:  911 Operator.  Please state your Emergency.

 

Frankie:  Uh yuh... I just got ripped off by a dolphin from Australia

 

Operator:  Excuse me sir, did I hear you correctly.

 

Frankie:  Yeah, a broken Dolphin just stole my license for 90 Days.

 

Operator:  Sir, where is this Dolphin now?

 

Frankie:  In Australia

 

Operator:  Sir, have you tried contacting the police in Australia.

 

Frankie:  No, he just stole it 4 days ago here in the UK.

 

Operator:  So how do you know he's in Australia now?

 

Frankie:  Cuz he was in Australia when he stole it.

 

Operator:  Sir, I thought you said he was in the UK when he stole it.

 

Frankie:  No, I was in the UK when he stole it, he was in Australia when he stole it.

 

Operator:  Sir, if you were in the UK and he was in Australia how did he steal from you?

 

Frankie:  Because he's a broken Dolphin.

 

Operator:  Sir, how did a broken Dolphin manage to get from Australia to the UK and back to Australia in 4 days?

 

Frankie:  I don't care how he did it, I'm gonna copy this and piss on your towers.

 

 

 

 

I can't  believe I missed most of this thread.  Gawd does this one have me rollin' laughing. 

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

Did he really call 911 over Dolphin?

I'd love to have heard that call.

ring... ring...

Operator:  911 Operator.  Please state your Emergency.

Frankie:  Uh yuh... I just got ripped off by a dolphin from Australia

Operator:  Excuse me sir, did I hear you correctly.

Frankie:  Yeah, a broken Dolphin just stole my license for 90 Days.

Operator:  Sir, where is this Dolphin now?

Frankie:  In Australia

Operator:  Sir, have you tried contacting the police in Australia.

Frankie:  No, he just stole it 4 days ago here in the UK.

Operator:  So how do you know he's in Australia now?

Frankie:  Cuz he was in Australia when he stole it.

Operator:  Sir, I thought you said he was in the UK when he stole it.

Frankie:  No, I was in the UK when he stole it, he was in Australia when he stole it.

Operator:  Sir, if you were in the UK and he was in Australia how did he steal from you?

Frankie:  Because he's a broken Dolphin.

Operator:  Sir, how did a broken Dolphin manage to get from Australia to the UK and back to Australia in 4 days?

Frankie:  I don't care how he did it, I'm gonna copy this and piss on your towers.

I can't  believe I missed most of this thread.  Gawd does this one have me rollin' laughing.

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

I still don't make any sense of this post, but for whatever reason anyone gets $55 per hour for simple wacky footer let me know how I can tap into making that kind of money to fix someones lamo footer that probably takes 15 mins or less to fix that someone hired from another country with wages at $5 per hour. Or something that could potentially be fixed in 5-10 mins yourself. Do the math. Holly crap. I think I need a footer job like asap!

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

The only thing I've gotten out of this is HoustonLively's comment...

 

This feels like the Helen Keller Driving school.

 

This is too funny!!!!!  People amaze me...

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Quote · 9 Feb 2010

 

I still don't make any sense of this post, but for whatever reason anyone gets $55 per hour for simple wacky footer let me know how I can tap into making that kind of money to fix someones lamo footer that probably takes 15 mins or less to fix that someone hired from another country with wages at $5 per hour. Or something that could potentially be fixed in 5-10 mins yourself. Do the math. Holly crap. I think I need a footer job like asap!

 You missed the part about the $55 an hour, 1.5 hours to do the work comes to $88.  WTF? Who's doin' the math here?

 

55 / 2 =  27.50

55 + 27.50  = 88  I thought it equalled $82.50.  No wonder none of us can do math, Dolphin-Techs and Frankie are the only ones that know how it adds up.

Quote · 9 Feb 2010

 

anymore piss taken then i will post 911 pics

 i read through this guys post,, i will say i am very happy with boonex it is what you make it. But this guy crossed the line with the 911 jokes, and even though it was over a year ago and his site is long gone and failed.. i still looked him up on fb and im fixing to go to work on him, i will show him some good ol proper trolling!

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Quote · 19 Nov 2011

This post should have been deleted a year ago when it was written. Why would you bump it back to the top of the forum?

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Quote · 19 Nov 2011

 well when you google "boonex" this comes up, you are right it should had been deleted. me "bumping" it is not the problem,, the fact this idiot spammed a million sites with "boonex is a scam" is the problem

 

 

This post should have been deleted a year ago when it was written. Why would you bump it back to the top of the forum?

 

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Quote · 19 Nov 2011
 
 
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