Urgent Facebook Update!

My Facebook friend Sean, just ordered a In N Out 4 x 4 animal style burger. 

Just thought you all would like to know.

Whoa!!!!   Now Tina is having some fried chicken! 

Holy Toledo!

You started it.... Now pay the price.

Oops, this one slipped by

I don't have children.  Does anyone have any photos of ugly babies or really dorky looking kids I can post to my FB wall?

I don't have kids either.

But take your pick. http://uglybabiesrus.tumblr.com/

Check it out bruh.  I prolly get me sum cheekin coz I hear its gr8.

Now here's an ugly baby!

Hey everybody... my friend Lori had a Hurricane Colada to drink.

Woooooooooo HooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Lookie lookie.... my friend Julie is having a Grey Goose frozen lemonaid!

 wow. Now i feels special..... i never had no one think this much of me before!

Hey everybody.. just wanted you all to know that I just bought some paper towels at the grocery store.

LMAO ... some people like reading / posting statuses about going to store, taking a crap or anything else! I just avoid FB as much as possible.

Once in a while, there is great information like this:

30 Reasons Why Florida is a Hellhole and Sucks

December 13, 2011

1. Florida's unemployment rate (one of the highest in the US)
2. Filthy bums everywhere (one of the leading states in the US with most homeless)
3. Tons of illegal aliens from Mexico and Cuba (one of the highest states in the US for illegal aliens)
4. Old people everywhere
5. Pay wage and Job opportunities Suck
6. Nothing is cheaper
7. Hurricanes
8. Property values decrease and then your trapped and can't sell
9. Home owners need to pay extra money for hurricane and flood insurance
10. Many people who live there have to work in other states to make ends meet
11. Drug addict central
12. Lack of culture
13. The climate is blistering hot and dry
14. Corrupt politician and racist police
15. Thunderstorms and rains almost everyday
16. Total cluster of tourists
17. Gators
18. Fire ants
19. Billions of blood sucking bugs(Mosquitoes, fleas, ticks)
20. Terrible sports teams
21. Terrible drivers and bad traffic conditions
22. Never see the autumn leaves change
23. Never have snow fall or a white Christmas
24. Never see the blooming of spring
25. No mountains
26. There are only two seasons hot and hotter.
27. Population of Florida is the rich, the old, and the scum of the earth
28. Florida is an industrialized swamp.
29. Out of all 50 states Florida ranks 48th worst in education and bases everything on 1 test the FCAT.
30. Need to Run Ac all year long (we had it on even on Christmas morning)

This list is spot on. I can't believe people want to move here when they retire. I can't wait to retire to move away. 

 RE:

 I was there earlier this year.... not by my choice.  I've never seen so many old people in one place in my entire life.

dang - it sounds like here in Phoenix that you are describing - roflmfaop - older persons, bad drivers, illegal aliens, and the hottest weather - all year round. I think the other day we hit 115f - which translates to 145 in the warehouse I work in.

 RE:

 I just saw a news story about one of those dust clouds swallowing up Phoenix.  It was rather impressive.

we had one last night - looks cool till the whole house is swallowed up and you can not see 2 feet into your backyard - lol. Or if you gotta run from your car into the house during one - it is a real big mess. And that is just a normal dust storm - the Haboob's are worse.

I've never seen a dust storm in Houston, although it does rain mud once in a while.  I hear in Florida, people have seen frogs and fish fall out of the sky during a storm.

 I have!!

During hurricane Alicia, I saw a Shell gas station sign that probably weighed over 500 lbs fall out of the sky.  The next day I called the Shell station down the block and told them I knew where their sign was.  They said they weren't missing a sign.  Then I called the next closet Shell station about 5 miles away.  It wasn't theirs either.  There were a number of stations within a 10 mile radius.... I didn't bother calling them.

I was always wonder about the idiotic weatherpersons standing out in a full blown hurricane talking about how one can barely stand up.  I keep waiting for one to get their head lopped off on live television by a sign blowing by.

They like to stand in flood waters too, which are usually a nice mix of bird crap, dead animals, insect parts,  and an assortment of floating garbage.  They may as well go stand in a cesspool somewhere.