The Infinite Monkey Theorem

There is a theory that states, an infinite number of monkeys, typing on an infinite number of computers, will eventually write the Orca Forum script.

I would like to propose another theory, that this has already happened.

Monkeys that also despise sub-groups for forums.

Your not even using it on your site are you?


Oh, and i am going to need a guinea pig in a few days to be the first to install my IPB mod. There is still one bug i am trying to hammer out.


Oh, and subgroups???? What are those?

I'd be happy to be the guinea pig.  Have you been working with IPB 3.0.5?

Do not get me wrong, Orca is actually one of my most favorite forum scripts, and I use it on all my Dolphin-powered web sites. However, it does not mean that I wouldn't prefer an alternate forum solution to make up for Orca's (many) shortcomings.

Some forum scripts call them sub-categories. Some call them sub-groups. It's when you have a category/group of forums inside another. I am aware that you know what I'm talking about, but I'm in that kind of mood today.

No. 3.0.2. But with luck it should not make a difference.

Here is some more humor.

I think the Bug Reports forum needs to be closed to all except a select group of people.


Oh wait. I don't think orca can do that.


Of course i might be wrong. It's been known to happen.

You should take a vacation. Ever been to Costa Rica? There's a wonderful island just a hundred miles off the coast.

Vacation??? Whats that?

I have not had one of those in 16 years or so.

Hmm, come to think of it, there are quite a few things i have not had for quite some time.

Ah well, thats what a computer is for.

You're pretty lucky you know...

Over here they oblige us to join the army for a year, and that's all the vacation we get...

Don't ask, don't tell.

The penguins are the brains. The monkeys are there because they have opposable thumbs. As long as it works. Ummmmm.  Maybe.







Yea, not quite on topic.

Oh so much going on, I just got from vacation and you guys have monkeys doing all the programming now