1. Hookie
A day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. Usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for nookie), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones ass all day editing & writing definintions for modern slang words over the internet. Commonly referred to as "playing hookie".
"Dude, the money's great at my new job. But I had to play hookie from work today because I needed the nookie."
2. Hookie
An absolute criminal of a bloke who resides in the northside of Dublin. A Hookie is notoriously known for being ugly and driving a flash car.
From the song "Nortside Stoey" by MC Goose:
"Walkin down the street just mindin my bisnitch
When along comes a hookie just lookin like a man bitch
....."
3. Hookie
An object of unknown flavour - nobody has yet been brave enough to try and find out!
"What flavour are chris' hookies?"
4. Hookie
A phrase to described knocked off or stolen goods
"I got some hookie watches if your interested"
(Found in the Urban Dictionary)
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