Home Depot Scam!

Please tell your male friends, etc. Shopping at Home Depot about this scam!

A heads up for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also November 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S.: Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Big Lots and/or Dollar Stores and bought them out.

Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 15 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

That's is wat i have my gun with me all the time in Miami

people are crazy if you live in Miami you will need to go to get your licensed to bring your gun with you all the time

because everyone here in Miami are Fucking crazy I don't trust no one here in My City

but

Thank's 4 sharing this with everyone man

I think he was joking (hence the forum this was posted in).

Why would you wanna gun down a couple of hot chicks with a real gun?

You'll have to excuse him.  He's a little 'slow'.

Oh My Gawd! Not to be pedantic but how can you possibly not get that one?

LMAO!!!!!   Pretty cheap for having a little fun in the car.  I'll buy one from Dollar Store and park at Home Depot.  *waiting*  :D

UFO, I guess you didn't get it because you are not from this planet :) :)

Awesome SkyForum.. That was funny!

BTW, Just what Home Depot where you going to? I might need to pick up a few things.