Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
> 'Ladies and Gentlemen,
this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow
to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a
smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY
GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the
intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled...
'For f*#k's sake ....... you should see the back of mine!!!'