Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed,
Poor php coder barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was coding kinda crude,
and the answers in the forums started gettin really rude,
Bad that is,
Pretty mean,
Lousy too.....

Well the first thing ya know old Jed's right outta here,
Stopped making code and he's drinking lots of beer,
His blog posts all went missing and no one would give him points,
The beer went out the window and he started smokin joints,
Weed that is,
Columbian see more Gold,
Good ol skunk................

Well now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his code,
And he would like to thank you folks for speakin out real bold,
You're all invited back to again to this locality,
When things are runnin smooth again with the cast from Unity...

The powers that is, Code a spell... Take the bugs out.... Y'all post nice now, ya hear?