Newbie & 7: A True but Tragic Love Ballad

We get so many newbies in with such huge expectations of D7 that this song (originally written by Meatloaf and title "Paradise by the dashboard light) is truly the perfect tribute to them. 

BOY:
I remember every little string
As if it was written only yesterday
Coding on a blade
And there's not another script in sight
And I never had another SQL
written any stranger than you
And all the sites on the web
They were wishin they had you that night
And now our members are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And they're bloggin' like patriots on the edge of a fight
Bloggin' like patriots on the edge of a fight
C'mon! Code it tight!
C'mon! Code it tight!

DOLPHIN:
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark web

BOY:
I can see paradise on a 7 site

DOLPHIN:
Ain't no doubt about it
Our sites are doubly blessed
'Cause your 7
And your are barely dressed

TOGETHER:
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

BOY:
'Cause your 7
And your barely dressed

7 doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the video
We've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And we're gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes we got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well we wanna make your cronjobs run

And now our members are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And they're bloggin' like patriots on the edge of a fight
Bloggin' like patriots on the edge of a fight
C'mon! Code it tight!
C'mon! Code it tight!

TOGETHER:

Though it's errin' here in the deep dark night
We can see paradise on our 7 site
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
Paradise on our 7 site
We've gotta fix what we can
And let the modders do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We are doubly blessed
'Cause your 7
And your barely-

We're gonna code all the way tonight
We're gonna code all the way
tonight's tonight...
We're gonna code all the way tonight
We're gonna code all the way
tonight's tonight...

RADIO BROADCAST

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
DB down, RMS on, no vids, bottom of the SQL,
There's the submit, and there it is, a SQL shot straight to the table,
Look at 7 go. This code can really fly! 7's clearing the first and really
turning it on now, 7's not lettin' up at all, it's gonna try for a second;
the code is bobbled out in the column, and here comes the
query, and what a query! 7's gonna serve up a second, here D
comes, 7's out! No, wait, safe-safe with a shoutbox call, this code
really makes things happen out there. Member steps up to the
button, here's the click-7's going, and what a jump 7's got,
7's trying for third, here's the query, it's in the table-safe the
third! Holy cow, modded code! 7's taking a pretty big member base out there,
almost daring hackers to try and pick him off. The member
mouses over, presses down, and it's submitted, submitted for the member
browse page, the suicide squeeze is on! Here D comes. squeeze play, it's gonna be close! Heres the query. heres the code at the browser. Holy cow, I think 7's
gonna make it!

DOLPHIN:

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you code me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me evolve for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away, will you make me your site?
Do you love me!?
Will you code me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me evolve for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away , will you make me your site!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!?
Will you code me forever!?

BOY:

Let me mod on you
Baby, baby let me mod on you
Let me mod on you
And I'll give you an answer as I finish
Let me mod on you
Baby, baby let me mod on you
Let me mod on you
I'll give you an answer as I finish
Let me mod on you
Baby, baby let me mod on you
Let me mod on you
I'll give you an answer as I finish

DOLPHIN:

I gotta know right now
Do you love me?
Will you code me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me evolve for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away , will you make me your site?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you code me forever?

Whats it gonna be boy? Come on...I can wait all night... Whats it gonna be boy... yes or no?? Whats it gonna be boy? YES OR NO???

BOY:

Let me mod on you
Baby, baby let me mod on you
Let me mod on you
And I'll give you an answer as I finish
Let me mod on you

TOGETHER:
Boy:

Let me mod on you......

DOLPHIN:

 I gotta know right now.......Do you love me will you code me forever do you need me will you never leave me will you make me evolve for the rest of my life will take me away will make me your site i gotta know right before we go any further do you love me will you code me forever.

BOY:
Let me mod on you..

DOLPHIN:
Will you code me forever?

BOY:
Let me mod on you..

DOLPHIN:
Will you code me forever?!?!?!

BOY:

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my server's grave
That I would code you to the end of time
I swore that I would code you to the end of time!

TOGETHER:

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute workin' with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow

BOY:But God only knows what I can do right now

I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end my time with you!!

TOGETHER:
BOY:
It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better than it is today

DOLPHIN:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And members were bloggin' like
patriots on the edge of a fight