MyDatery wanted this, welllllllllllllll

Led Zep is one of my faves, and this one just seemed to speak to me  :)

There's a noob-ie who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And he's buying a license for Dolphin

When he gets one he knows
If the blogs are all closed
With a post he'd have got what he came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And he's buying a license to dolphinnnnn

There's a post on the blog
But he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have
Two meanings

In some code in the page
There's a function that says
Sometimes all of our mods are
Misgiven

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I pay for the best
And my spirit is crying
For leaving

In my pages I've seen
Lots of blocks full of flash
And the voices of those
Who keep waiting...

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon

Another upgrade for you

Then the expertzz will lead us to reason

And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the blog posts will
Echo with laughter

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

If there's a error in your code
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
For the code queen

Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change
The version you run on

And it makes me wonder

Aw, uh, oh

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The spammer's calling you to join him

Dear fella, can you hear the code blow?
And did you know
Your website lies on some two-bit hosting?

(Solo)

And as we wind on down the net
Our websites slower I would bet
There surfs a lady we all know
Who disrobes  and wants to show
Our paying members young and old
And if you Google very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When adsense covers one and all
To stay up top and not to scroll

And he's buying a website
To heaven...