Mathematical Formula Reveals How To Be Successful!

mydatery posted 1st of February 2010 in Community Voice. 2 comments.

What makes 100%?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

Ever wonder about all those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all had those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

Here's a Little mathematical key that might help you answer these questions, or at least solve the formula of success.

 

A  = 1

B  = 2

C  = 3

D  = 4

E  = 5

F  = 6

G  = 7

H  = 8

I  = 9

J  = 10

K  = 11

L  = 12

M  = 13

N  = 14

O  = 15

P  = 16

Q  = 17

R  = 18

S  = 19

T  = 20

U  = 21

V  = 22

W  = 23

X  = 24

Y  = 25

Z  = 26

Then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 

8 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%

 

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 

11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%

 

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 

1 + 20 + 20 + 9 +20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

 

...And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 20 = 103%

 

Look at what A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  will get you

 

1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 118%

 

So, one can conlcude with mathematical certainty that:

 

While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attititude will get there, bullshit and asskissing will put you over the top.

 

 

**A friend passed this to me, I do not know who the author of it is, but it has proven itself to be so true when we all look back. 

 
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Nathan Paton
As always, I'm proud to be receiving 118% whenever possible.
bizzi
Mr Datery, Shut up goof.
 
 
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