Jacuzzi makes a TOILET

Now I'm sure a lot of you young fellas are probably wondering, "Who Cares", but once you get to be my age, all of this will start to make a lot more sense for you.  Yes, Jacuzzi, the name associated with hot tubs and other excellent forms of water-type relaxation makes a Porcelain Throne.  I guess it only makes sense, they are about the number one name in all things water.  I happened upon one in my shopping trip when adding another bathroom and once I saw it, I KNEW it had to be mine.  With the concerns about water usage these days, this one was a low-flow 1.6 gallon/flush beauty.  Besides which it consists of a FULL 3" drain!  No more worries about missing my prune juice!

Okay, let's get to the meat of the matter here.  A standard, run-of-the-mill toilet might be great for the woman of the house, but once you begin to get near to my age, gravity has a way of taking over.  I'm sure all of you have seen a tea bag get dipped.  Nuff said.  And unless you are lucky enough to have hot water running to your toilet, you learn real fast that lil momma DON'T like being awakened with me screaming first thing in the morning.

That Jacuzzi, besides having a LOW water line, ALSO has your contoured, butt-hugging seat.  No more numb feet after a morning of fun.  And of course, that "Jacuzzi" name stamped on the front of it makes for a nice conversation piece when you have guests over.  I suppose I'm just bragging a bit here, but next time you drop by, ask to see my Jacuzzi.  And if someone says "Did you know there's a piece of c*ap" in your Jacuzzi, you can just smile and say "Not for long".............